Do No Wrong
October 29, 2009Ever date somebody who could simply do no wrong? I mean one of those bat-shit crazy people who honestly believe that nothing can be their fault — textbook narcissism.
Once upon a time, I had the misfortune of being involved with such an individual. Well, to be honest, I’ve had the distinct pleasure of dating two such personalities, but the second seriously ended up as a drug-addicted mental patient. The one I want to talk about today managed to blunder through life well enough to presumably earn a degree of some sort and convince the local newspaper that she should be trusted with sharp objects such as pencils.
That’s right; she writes opinion pieces for the local paper, so, no, I’m not stalking anyone.
The most recent “enlightened debate” that this shining beacon of humanity has started concerns her experiences with MEN. Apparently we are all imature children incapable of so much as comprehending the concept of a successful relationship. Her articles state that her experiences with literally dozens of men have taught her that we are the scourge of the Earth, yadda, yadda…
Let me ask you something: from a purely scientific point of view, if you conduct the same experiment a dozen times, changing all but one variable each time, and end up with a dozen failed experiments, wouldn’t you begin to suspect that unchanged variable?
Speaking for all happily married men, let me just say this: maybe it’s you.
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