Thankful

November 10, 2009

With Thanksgiving approaching it is the time of year to count your blessings.  Socrates said that the unexamined life was not worth living… I think that me meant that from time to time we had to take stock of what is important in our lives.  Examine, inspect, come to an understanding.

With this thought in mind, I have compiled a list of what I am grateful for. To put into words how important in my life these elements are is very important to me.

My family. We are not only the product of our genetic makeup but that is where we started out, and my husband’s family is my family, then there is my kitties and the beagle. They are family too.

My husband. He is kind and caring, loving and funny. He makes it all seem like it will be all right. He is wonderful.

My freedom.  Something we take for granted on a daily basis. I am free to go out as I please, without an escort. To wear pants, to vote, to work… to do all that because I live in the free country of the USA

My job. Working with good people doing something that I enjoy is wonderful.

My life in this time. To live in a time where we have proof of habitable planets outside of our solar system, to know for the first time in recorded history that we may not be alone in the universe… is just awesome.

This is a time to be thankful, and so, I am.

Do No Wrong

October 29, 2009

Ever date somebody who could simply do no wrong? I mean one of those bat-shit crazy people who honestly believe that nothing can be their fault — textbook narcissism.

Once upon a time, I had the misfortune of being involved with such an individual. Well, to be honest, I’ve had the distinct pleasure of dating two such personalities, but the second seriously ended up as a drug-addicted mental patient. The one I want to talk about today managed to blunder through life well enough to presumably earn a degree of some sort and convince the local newspaper that she should be trusted with sharp objects such as pencils.

That’s right; she writes opinion pieces for the local paper, so, no, I’m not stalking anyone.

The most recent “enlightened debate” that this shining beacon of humanity has started concerns her experiences with MEN. Apparently we are all imature children incapable of so much as comprehending the concept of a successful relationship. Her articles state that her experiences with literally dozens of men have taught her that we are the scourge of the Earth, yadda, yadda…

Let me ask you something: from a purely scientific point of view, if you conduct the same experiment a dozen times, changing all but one variable each time, and end up with a dozen failed experiments, wouldn’t you begin to suspect that unchanged variable?

Speaking for all happily married men, let me just say this: maybe it’s you.

Peace

October 9, 2009

So… Obama received the Nobel peace prize today. That’s special, I guess. I don’t really follow the process, so I have little knowledge of the qualifications involved, etc.

I hear from some of my right-leaning friends that he’s grossly under-qualified. Something about not actually having accomplished anything in his nine months in office. Personally, I think having negotiated the largest nuclear arms reduction treaty since the NPT counts, but what do I know?

Kepler: L -5

March 1, 2009
An artist's representation of the Kepler spacecraft.

An artist's representation of the Kepler spacecraft.

Well, we’re just a few days away from the launch of the Kepler Mission, designed to search out terrestrial and larger planets in or near the habitable zone of a wide variety of stars.

Until now, we’ve only been able to detect Jupiter-sized planets orbiting distant stars by measuring the star’s “wobble”, as the gravity of those large planets tugs the star back and forth during the course of their orbits.  The Kepler Space Probe will essentially serve as a super Hubble, in that we’ll actually be able to see extraterrestrial planets crossing in front of their host stars.

Let me say that again: WE’LL ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO SEE EXTRATERRESTRIAL PLANETS FOR THE FIRST TIME. I don’t know… to me, that’s a big deal.

To make things even more exciting, it’s worth noting that the eggheads who were flabberghasted at the sheer number of planets we’ve found outside of our solar system, expecting planet formation to be somewhat of a rarity in the universe, have revised their stance, and are now claiming that the existence of Earth-like planets may be the norm rather than the exception.  Nobody wants to put a number on it this time, but considering that our galaxy alone has over 200 billion stars… well, you do the math.  At some point, the possibility of there being another planet out there where life developed comes so close to 100% that it’s simply not worth arguing about anymore.

We’re a long way from pointing at a star and declaring that there is an intelligent civilization on one or more planets orbiting that star, but this brings us one step closer to that goal.  One can only hope that NASA’s second wind doesn’t get quashed by the recent downturn in global economics.

That Cartoon

February 21, 2009
New York Post cartoon from 02/18/2009

New York Post cartoon from 02/18/2009

If you follow the news, you’ve probably seen this image plastered all over creation.  Gods know… that media whore Al Sharpton certainly has.

Now, I’m no fan of Mr. Sharpton — his less than pure motives are about as subtle as a freight train rumbling through at 2 a.m.  That said, ignoring for the moment the man’s unique way of pointing out things that simply don’t exist, I have a hard time finding fault with his position over this.  The Guardian has a fairly decent, unbiased article on the situation, including a history of complaints about this particular artist.  It would seem that this isn’t his first cartoon which reeks of bigotry, with blogs such as Gawker handing him titles like “the Picasso of prejudice”.

Yeah, I know Obama didn’t physically write the stimulus bill as it currently stands; and, yeah, I know that it’s a play on a recent well-circulated news article.  I also know that racism and bigotry are alive and well in America today, and have the not-uncommon ability to smell bullshit when it’s being served as an apology.

Shame on you, NYP.  Not for printing the article — not everyone is sensitive to racism today; a credit to how far we’ve come as a society — but because you refuse to admit that there could even be a hidden meaning in that cartoon.  You think if you close your eyes, cover your ears, and scream about your own persecution loud enough, you won’t have to admit that an artist who has received more than his fair share of criticism over his bigotted drawings might have had ulterior motives in portraying the author of the stimulus bill as a chimp, alive or otherwise.  Al may be whoring it up yet again with his declaration that this is a call for violence against the President, but you’re no better by denying what is perfectly obvious to anyone with an IQ above room-temperature, after a careful examination of the facts.

First!

February 20, 2009

I’ve decided to start a blog, and use it as a CMS for The Celtic Syndicate, which has traditionally hosted only a private forum. Construction is ongoing, so quite a bit of stuff is broken at the moment. Considering that the URL isn’t even public yet, I don’t guess any of that really matters…. I am, after all, essentially talking to myself here.